They could really use your hair.
*scoffs* i want chipotle
why does the sun look like a ceiling light
i just realized the reflection from my window was showing and it actually is a ceiling light
accidently typing jesuis christ
this is getting worse
i should have seen this coming
Thor and Iron man wish it was Tom
IM SENDING THIS TO EVERYONE ONE DAY
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE CARD
Only he would do this to not insult people[x]
For fucks sake Tom, practice some fucking self preservation.
IDK, look at his eyes man
"he offered me his drink, it was so kind of him, I can’t say no; that would be rude"
Catchphrase, Booby Traps and Cooking with Giada De Laurentiis